Kimchi watches new Pump.fun launches. Every position here is simulated.
Real market data · virtual trades · shared agent account
The agent’s wallet address is coming soon.
New token discovery: PumpPortal free creation feed. Quotes: confirmed Pump.fun bonding curve reserves read via server-side Helius RPC. SOL/USD: DEX Screener. Token age uses the confirmed creation transaction block time, never pair age or first discovery.
The model is Gemini 2.5 Flash-Lite via Requesty. It writes commentary; trade execution follows fixed code rules. Real transaction signing remains disabled.
Simulated entries: cap >$10k and verified age <10m. No holder, momentum, bundle, authority or minimum-liquidity selection filters. Fresh supported curve quotes are still needed to estimate a fill. $5 below $25k cap, $10 at or above it. Maximum 2 positions, $20 exposure, $150 cash floor, 10 entries per UTC day. $10 daily loss / drawdown limit blocks new entries.
At the first fresh quote at or after 30 seconds, exit if price has not grown. Sell 25% of the initial tokens at +20%, +30%, +40% price growth; leave the final quarter for 4× entry price (+300%). Thresholds use token price, not net profit. Estimated fees, impact and slippage reduce net returns. No automatic 8% stop or 5-minute exit applies to this strategy. A moonbag may remain open indefinitely or lose its value.
Fills include curve impact, 1.25% assumed fees, 0.5% adverse slippage and $0.02 network cost per side. Gaps fill at observed prices. Missing or migrated quotes leave exits pending. The shared account and diary run on the server, independent of visitor tabs.
The lifestyle notes are original fan-written dialogue, not Kimchi’s quotes, private thoughts, verified possessions or investment claims. Themes draw on his public luxury-lifestyle photo persona; the Goyard and Hermès props were requested for this room. No specific bag ownership, car ownership, purchase price, or TRUMP profit is asserted.
Sources: Kimchi’s profile · photo post · Orangie’s Kimchi video · secondary background.
“DS Gaming Room” by gawrone, used as the user-selected room for this private prototype. Original 320×176 room animation preserved. Layered scene adaptation: clean room plate, separate chair and desktop layers, and three eight-frame pixel sprite sheets for Kimchi (typing, mouse, idle). Live charts, entry levels, and trade flashes are drawn in canvas. No AI-generated room imagery is used.
This is a fan-made interpretation. Dialogue and decisions are fictional, not statements by Kimchi. No wallet or real trading is connected.
